BY Kae Chatman
It’s a permanent problem
Looking like everybody’s long-dead Mother
Chubby cousin, neighbor lady who plays Catholic bingo
Third-grade teacher fired for getting pregnant
First woman in Congress, waitress, bookkeeper
Ordinary lips, brows, thighs
Hips protruding like the bump of a bell curve
Facial features stacked like average scores on college entrance tests
Neck un-swanlike, doughy breasts
Standard-issue fingers, toes, nose
Pushed into disappointed families
Caught in the quick-witted fingers of midwives
With gaps in their teeth
Hair on their arms
Standard height, weight, BMI reproduced across
Centuries, high school reunion pictures
Mother Eve at midlife, post-paradise
Searching the classifieds for a cheap apartment
A position that pays well enough to purchase tweezers
Lipstick, perfume, powder, curlers
Fashion magazines
Compression hosiery
Cross My Heart foundations
Anything for a lift
