Highlights from the first hour of Tradio on 88.5 fm

BY L MARI HARRIS

Caller needs a wood stove, working condition, in exchange for any farm help needed. God bless.

Caller has a livestock trailer for sale, $2,000 or best offer. Thanks everyone who came to the catfish dinner benefit for his wife. Says it meant a lot to her, and Today’s one of her good days.

Caller’s looking to sell a sidearm, Sig Sauer P3—Host cuts in, reminds listeners they can’t advertise small guns for sale, but they can say they’re looking for one. I don’t make the laws, I just follow them, folks.

Caller says she just wants to let everyone know she’ll have mums in assorted colors available outside the Murphy’s starting this weekend.

Host reminds listeners the community center won’t be open today so they can patch the roof leak, but tomorrow’s lunch will be ham and beans, cornbread, green beans, and Watergate salad. Donations always appreciated but never expected.

Caller says he has two dozen hogs ready for the knife, $4/pound hanging weight.

Caller asks how much the mums are. They were her mama’s favorites and she wants to do something special, this first year and all.

Caller has a box of 0 – 3 month baby clothes, free. She just wants the box out of the house.

Host clears his throat. Let us pray.


L Mari Harris’s most recent work has appeared or is forthcoming in No Contact, matchbook, Milk Candy Review, CRAFT, Okay Donkey, among others. She works in the tech industry and lives in the Ozarks. Follow her on Twitter @LMariHarris and read more of her work at www.lmariharris.wordpress.com.

Image Credit: “Open House” by Kathy M. Bates